MySpace is stupid as hell: “MySpace users who are 18 or over could no longer request to be on a 14- or 15-year-old’s friends’ list” (Link). Oh yeah, all those creepy adults can only see partial profiles, now. Mission accomplished, guys. Are you kidding me?! On a website where people are aged 69, 123, 184, and 92 how the fuck was a users ‘age’ determined as the best deterrent? Go look at my profile, I’m suddenly a 14-year old in 30 seconds.
Favorite Friends
- johnolilly: You know what I'd rather CNN cover than Michael Jackson? ANYTHING. We are such a dumb society.
- jonesabi: Me: How was your weekend? Joe: I saw The Hangover. Me: Was it good? Joe: Yeah, so good I decided to fly to Vegas and won $1,000.
- seanklein: Swallowing and Breathing are simple concepts by themselves, but put them together and you get anarchy
SOLUTION: Hold all child predators to the ‘honor system’. Shoot I’m good.
Exactly… “we’re trusting you guys to be honest, K?”